Sad little girl we're on our way, just hold on
It's not the first time you've been hurt by someone
But it's scary how something that start out so lovely
Can turn into something really, really, really ugly
Don't let her talk you into taking her back
Block her number, nowadays phones can do that
Don't pick up when there's no caller ID and
Block her from your feed so you don't have to see
Try not to think of cute moments you had
Try not to think of her cardamom lips
Try to remember how she treated you bad and that
Violence is not exclusive to straight relationshisps
Babe we're on our way
We'll make everything ok
We'll spoon until the tears go away
Just stay where you are, just stay where you are
We're so proud of you
You've finally made it through
Now we've got some comforting to do
Just stay where you are, just stay where you are
We're bringing wine, MDMA and chocolate cake
A tried out recipe to ease a heartache
And when you're feeling better we will drag you out
To that karaoke bar, Joey is working tonight
We'll get you drunk and we'll talk shit about her
You can sing your heart out to Rihanna's "Only Girl"
Those really commercial songs
Really start making sense
When you've got a broken heart
And a broken self confidence
Babe we're on our way
We'll make everything ok
We'll spoon until the tears go away
Just stay where you are, just stay where you are
We're so proud of you
You've finally made it through
Now we've got some comforting to do
Just stay where you are, just stay where you are