Well, the funny thing 'bout life Is there ain't nothing funny 'bout it at all Oh, no Yeah, when that dealer hits that blackjack I bet you he smiled when he take it all Mm Yeah, Jerry says I'm depressed And I need to go and talk to someone There's only one man I wanna talk to And heaven it ain't got no phone ♪ No, it don't Wish I don't know Yeah, sister came down from Chicago Barely made it past the storm Yeah, and brother got a bottle, drank it until it was gone So long Mama won't sleep in bed And she's smoking in the garage all alone There's only one man she wanna talk to And heaven it ain't got no phone Mm Mm Miss you, pop