If yonder's over there and I reckon's I guess
And plum tuckered out means you need some rest
If you put Heinz 57 on your scrambled eggs
You country as hell
If there ain't no screen on your screen door
And there's a bug zapper next to the fridge on your porch
If you call your dresser a chesta drawers
You country as hell
Country as hell, country as a devil
Taking redneck to a whole 'nother level
If you drink your whiskey and your water right outta the well
Well, you country as hell
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If there ain't a river rock that you can't skip
And you smack your skeeters with a middle finger flick
If you go to work and church with a dip in your lip
You country as hell
If you sleep with a box fan all year long
And if you smoke on your commode and name your dog dog
If Achey Breaky Heart is your karaoke song
You country as hell
Country as hell, country as a devil
Taking redneck to a whole 'nother level
If you drink your whiskey and your water right outta the well
Well, you country as hell
Country as a bumpkin'
If you got a bad knee that tells you when the rain's coming
Yeah, there ain't nothing much more to it
It's true yeah, buddy darn tootin'
You country as hell
♪
Country as hell, country as a devil
Taking redneck to a whole 'nother level
If you drink your whiskey and your water right outta the well
Well, you country as hell
Country as a bumpkin'
If you got a bad knee that tells you when the rain's coming
Yeah, there ain't nothing much more to it
It's true yeah, buddy darn tootin'
You country as hell