Rubber-neckers and a broke down van Is what's causing this traffic jam I got a middle finger in my hand, for someone Jimmy called from Captain Jack's, he's already got the pool balls racked Time's a wasting and I wanna throw back some cold ones It's way past my beer time, 2 for one's only 5 to 9 I'm already 3 behind, it's way past my beer time My back is sore and my brain is fried Boss's horse from chewing my hide To top it off I'm stuck behind some bald dude Frosty mug ain't gettin' no colder Sweating down on a card board coaster I'll take off down the shoulder if I have to It's way past my beer time, 2 for one's only 5 to 9 I'm already 3 behind, it's way past my beer time The sun's settin' I'm a little closer, That clock ain't ticking no slower Happy hour is gonna be over, before I even get there It's way past my beer time, 2 for one's only 5 to 9 I'm already 3 behind, it's way past my beer time Way past my beer time, it's way past my beer time.