Christmas time is here today But I'm afraid to celebrate 'Cause I think I might exist On top of Santa's naughty list I know it must be cold way up in the North Pole But it's hot as hell down here We're burning up this whole damn year I hope it snows tonight 'Cause I need Santa's sleigh To find my presents down the chimney I swear I've been good all year Spreading all that Christmas cheer But I fear Saint Nick has seen All that eggnog I've been drinking I hope he understands this year was a bust again But maybe my Christmas single Will be a hit without Kris Kringle I hope it snows tonight 'Cause I need Santa's slеigh To find my presents down the chimnеy Maybe they're all right Santa's just a lie But that would make me cry 'Cause I need hope tonight So I still believe in magic things Santa, won't you please come and visit me? 'Cause I still believe in magic things Santa, won't you please come and visit me? 'Cause I still believe in magic things