Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund? Why can't I get ahead? 'Cause I have to work My daddy's such a jerk For not givin' me all his cash There's something I can't get off my mind This happens to me every time I get high I want to know what it's like to be a regular guy With a brother and a sister and mom And a father and we all get along And we pick money off our family tree And spend it all happily Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund? Why can't I get ahead? 'Cause I have to work My daddy's such a jerk For not givin' me all his cash There's something I try hard to forget It fills my little heart with regret, I can't lie It's when I tried to pretend that I was a good friend But I always seem to fuck it all up When there's no more whiskey left in my cup I guess I'll stop and I'll think And pour myself a new drink Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund? Why can't I get ahead? 'Cause I have to work My daddy's such a jerk For not givin' me all his cash Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund? (Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund?) Why can't I get ahead? (Why can't I get ahead?) 'Cause I have to work My daddy's such a jerk For not givin' me all his cash Ah, ah, ah, mmm