School is a scam, college is fake Your job is a joke, my brain's an egg The cake's a lie, her eye's a mess And all my plans are just a guess Now I never want to see another movie again Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Now I never want to see another movie again Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! ♪ We all forget why we feel And we all earn what we steal But when you laugh in my face It's 'cause you think this is real Now I never want to see another movie again Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Now I never want to see another movie again Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Nothing prepares you for adulthood I want to be a limousine machine I'm always living in a suitcase My fingernails laugh at me ♪ So please rely on my words While I make love to myself Then put this whole thing away Just like a book on your shelf Now I never want to see another movie again Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Now I never want to see another movie again Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'! Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!