Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
No, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasin', I'm freezin' out here
See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers, not to mention knickers
It's futile to debate with Saint Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
'Cause all in all, you're just another prick at the door
Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
Bouncer, hey, bouncer
Bouncer
Bounce, bounce, bouncer
Bouncer, hey, bouncer (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
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Ooh, bouncer, empowered and aroused
I see it in your trousers and in the way you browse her
(Look, she's in!)
What? Her dress is up to waterline
Bitch is clearly borderline
Nose as white as Snow White's in the moonlight
We stand in awe, in front of 'nother prick at the door
Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
Bouncer, hey, bouncer
Bouncer
Bounce, bounce, bouncer
Bouncer, hey, bouncer (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
Bounce, bounce, bouncer
Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
So, you can play karate, you thick illiterati
I'm a black belt at life, so go home to your ugly wife
You've forgotten your wisdom, the window to the ladies room
A whole new possibility for a cat like me
Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
Bouncer, hey, bouncer
Bouncer (ooh)
Bounce, bounce, bouncer
Bouncer, hey, bouncer (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)