Hello!
Hey, Simon!
Hi!
Yahoo, Simon
Hello
Hi Simon
Hello-
Hi Simon (Simon)
Ew— oh god...
-Down in the Tampa Bay end.
Puck is up Marner
Has it along the wall-
Up to Tavaris, Tavaris has it
He gets it back into the-
He shoots, HE SCORES!
It's a goal, he blows it by Vasilevskiy over the top corner
And right now it looks like the Leafs are
Going to make it to the second round for the
First time in the first time in a Millenia!
Hey, Simon, you grabbing a hot dog today?
Not today Gene, got somewhere I need to be
Alright, have a good one
One octopus tentacle, please
Octopus... tentacle? Yeah, that'll be uh 250, please
Simon, what's good man?
...Goodbye
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear [unintelligible]—
Happy birthday-
Ew, what is that?
Get out of here with that tentacle, you fucking weirdo
Haha, sorry to bother— Ah! Ah! Ah!
Hey, Simon!
Hello
Hey Simon!
Hey
Hey, what's good, Simon!
Hi
Come on baby, six sevens, six sevens- (you got it!)
SIX SEVENS! YEAH WOO-HOO-HOO!
Buenos días, Simon (wha?)
Hello
Bienvenido al restaurante de Carne Asada.
¿Quieres algo de... Carne Asada? Yo sé que lo quieres
Mmm- So good. Another time absolutely
Yo sé que lo quieres
Oh, yes, master Simon, please, come with me
(Oh god, I'm so excited!)
Our octopi undergo a six-week intensive in Hokkaido
In which they work heavily with our coordinators
To internalize the beauty of their sacrifice,
Marinated in Napa Valley extra virgin olive oil, slow-poached,
Rubbed with our signature smokey jerk paste and seasoned
With habanero peppers imported from Lima and spices from our jardin
Each tentacle is massaged for upwards of six hours before doors open,
And upon order is freshly grilled over barrels staves until charred,
Plated with our award-winning
Roast carrot romesco on a bed of sushi rice (or sumeshi),
And topped with a six-piece rarity gem mollusk caviar
And today, master Simon, you will be experiencing: Thomas
This smells so good
Your bill, sir
...hahahahaha!
Please, tell me more about yourself
Yeah, so I just kind of sit here and mow lawns I guess.
I just replaced my ignition coil,
So this baby's been running smooth all morning!
Wow! Man, good for you! That's really something special
(Hi Simon
Hey, Simon!
Hey Simon!
Hey, Simon!
Simon
Hi Simon
Hi Simon)
Ah, yes! So sorry- Hello
They're growing faster than we expected
Is- that a problem? Has anything like this even happened before?
It has. And it never ends well.
Humans aren't built to hold vacuums to begin with
. It is only a matter of time before they lose themselves
You know, love all the effort they put into the octopus
But they really should just do it raw. Like this!
Do you really have to eat that like an animal?
Haha, you realize you look like a big stupid—
I have to move you into Larry's instrument
I didn't know you could just,
Move us around like that.
Is— is that safe? Is that what you want me to do?
Do whatever you can to stop them
It has something to do with those tapes
How do I know I'm not going to end up like... the others?
Our connection is strong enough for me to pull you back
Even after you've been absorbed.
Okay. I just want to get Rob and Claire back
Wonderful. Let's get started
AH- UH- AAAAA
Hello Simon
Six