The people gather and offer their teeth for her collection It is a rite of passage Before an offering can be made Each specimen must be aged to perfection She marks the best of each set with tiny ribbon bows It is only by the grace of The Impala That she receives such gifts What is evewybody doing hewe (uwu) Pwease bwing us all yowr pewfect wittle teethies (woah) Pull them one by one, sqwooshy wooshy gummy wummy (owo) Thank you Mr. Impala, we wuvwuvwuvwuvwuvwuv