So I heard you wanna be the coolest, yeah
So I heard you wanna be the coolest, yeah
So I heard if you wanna be the coolest
You gotta go and break all of the rules
Then make all the rules, ah-ah
New rules like Dua Lipa
You're a chicken just like tikka masala
Gotta go count all my guala
She my baby, go wah-wah
I hit so hard, piñata
Balenci' with the Prada
I am the goat, go baa-baa
I meant to say sheep, 'cause they go baa
She my lady, no Gaga
I got the cheese like Margherita
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza (pizza)
Lean like the tower of Pisa
Green, I gotta get money up
I make art like Mona Lisa
Travel far, need me a visa-sa-sa (sh-)
Shoo (shoo-oo-oo-oo), shoo-shoo, shoo-ah-ah
I be with my dogs, and we be countin' blue
Blue's clues (Blue's clues), blue-ah-ha-ah
I feel like Einstein, 'cause MC is the square root of E, square root
Why-y-y do you remind me of Frankenstein?
'Cause nobody loves you (say! Say!)
So I heard you wanna be the coolest, yeah
So I heard you wanna be the coolest (you wanna be so cool), yeah
So I heard if you wanna be the coolest
You gotta go and break all of the rules
Then make all the rules, ah-ah
New rules like Dua Lipa
You're a chicken just like tikka masala
Gotta go count all my guala
She my baby, go wah-wah
I hit so hard, piñata
Balenci' with the Prada
I am the goat, go baa-baa
I meant to say sheep, 'cause they go baa
She my lady, no Gaga
I got the cheese like Margherita
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza (pizza)
Lean like the tower of Pisa
Green, I gotta get money up
I make art like Mona Lisa
Travel far, need me a visa-sa-sa (sh-)
Shoo (shoo-shoo-shoo), shoo-shoo (shoo-shoo-shoo), shoo (ah-ah)
Shoo, la-la (oh)
Ooh, woah-woah (oh)
So I heard you wanna be the coolest in the world
I know a way to do it without all of the diamonds and pearls (ooh)
I just hope that I don't lose it
I don't go nuts like a fucking squirrel (squirrel)
I just hope that I don't go and abuse it
Don't go and make another song about a girl