All my favorite songs are slow and sad All my favorite people make me mad Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad All my favorite songs are slow and sad I don't know what's wrong with me I don't know what's wrong with me I love parties, but I don't go Then I feel bad when I stay home 'Cause I need a friend when I take a walk I like spacin' out when somebody talks I wanna be rich, but I feel guilty I fall in love with everyone who hates me All my favorite songs are slow and sad All my favorite people make me mad Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad All my favorite songs are slow and sad I don't know what's wrong with me I don't know what's wrong with me I've been a yes man 'Cause I don't wanna know myself I wish you the best, man Now I got no more wishes left I feel ashamed When no one calls me But I'd do the same So mom and dad, I'm sorry All my favorite songs are slow and sad (All my favorite songs are sad) All my favorite people make me mad (So mad, so mad) Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad All my favorite songs are slow and sad I don't know what's wrong with me I don't know what's wrong with me