Four, five, six... ♪ Old man on a barstool watching TV He got up and came over to sit closer to me He said, "You look familiar to someone I knew But when we were your age, we were older than you Jimmy was 20 and I 17 To us there was nothing but girls and machines Jimmy got married and I went to war I still don't know what we were doing it for" "And if you'll buy me a drink, a Turkey on ice Then I could give you some advice You just stay in the bar For as long as you can 'Cause as long as you're drinking Then you've got the world in your hand" ♪ "There's no shame in hanging the world by a string You know there's no harm in not thinking a thing Trying to find a place for yourself in this world Is like trying to make a wife of an American girl" "And if you'll trade me a drink for a story or two Then you'll know what you need to do You just stay in the bar For as long as you can You know love is for sissies It's whiskey that makes you a man" ♪ Yeah! ♪ Now the old man got up, stumbled out in the street Been drinking all day, left his bar tab with me I didn't have the money to cover his bill Well, I found me a man who looked like me, younger still And I said, "Buy me a drink, and I'll tell you a tale About the old man who taught me so..." Who said, "Stay in the bar For as long as you can Well, I know you're a friend and I can tell by the shapes in your hand ♪ You just stay in the bar For as long as you dare As long as you're tipping Then you've got a good friend somewhere"