If i was an Ivy League Kind of girl Do you think that they would give me more shifts at work? Spend all my day walking 'round the local lake never thought that I would have this 9 to 5 heartache I went to B grade university and got myself an arts degree woah If I was An Ivy League Kind of girl Do you think that I'd be different Would it change my world? Spend all my days Getting on the Honour Roll Then I'd go and get married So I don't live on the Dole I went to B grade university and got myself an arts degree woah I'll be a straight-A student And pass with flying colours Get invited to do honours I'll be a workplace dreamboat Job interviews- I know it all I'll be so damn employable I went to B grade university and got myself an arts degree I went to B grade university and got myself an arts degree woah