Sunk the skiff of off Key West Crystal, tripe and calm incest Soul of a poet, mind is a mess Guilty by excess Bought by a chick half Cherokee She kicked my ass while she sang to me Shot my foot in an UP storm Just trying to stay warm Jim Harrison is trying to kill me! Jim Harrison is trying to kill me! Stomach lining stuffed with grouse Puttanesca capered sauce Ate the snout trying to look cool Painted my pants with puke Taking the literary literal Ending up with the usual Drinker with a writing problem What's a word that rhymes with problem? Save me, Chinaski!