Haven't I seen your face before Weren't you down on the kitchen floor Grandma lost her hearing aid Let's go have fun with the maid Wetspots, when I talk to you Wetspots, give you a clue Can't help it, can't hide my thoughts Can't help it, can't hide these spots When you hold my hand that way My emotions hit the fray Can't hold back my strong emotions Can't control this magic lotion Wetspots, when I talk to you Wetspots, give you a clue Can't help it, can't hide my thoughts Can't help it, can't hide these spots I don't know if you know What I feel down so low All I know is a sudden surge I'm a normal growing boy Got a normal growing urge Wetspots, when I talk to you Wetspots, give you a clue Can't help it, can't hide my thoughts Can't help it, can't hide these spots