Dad said I was one of the few who acted bad before I was two A hyperactive little boy One day of life on all my toys I pulled the hair of little girls Slid on cardboard down steep hills Ghost-ride my bike into walls Broke windows while playing baseball Get dragged to shop with the folks Nag and pout, make 'em look like jokes Snake some money and go to the store Kicked a hole in my bedroom door Dropped a desk on my teacher's toe "Apologize" I said no Big Wheel races were always great fun I'd stuff the others and I had won Never had any friends at school I was too hyper, I was uncool I'd still rain on everyone's day To me the world was just a stage.