It's fanzines like mine That will ruin your scene 'Cause I see things my way There's no in between My parents finance it So I do as I please Bringing all opposition Down to it's knees You'll get no exposure I have no scruples Brainwashing my hardcore pupils If your band doesn't take out An as in my 'zine I'll pretend you broke up My pictures are perfect My layout precise To maintain the quality I jack up the price One day a band's in The next day it's out I guess we don't know what We're talking about