BAR SONG You see her from across the room Above the smell of stale perfume You look at her with bedroom eyes And promise her you won't tell her no lies But you will, oh you will Don't even wanna know her name Cuz all of this is just a game You tell her she looks like sugar and spice To come on in, the water feels nice And she will, oh she will You think it's passion It's gotta be some unbearable craze But all it is, is that need to get laid It's that need to get laid You wake up with a cloudy head Another stranger in your bed You turn around pretend to sleep And hope to God she'll quietly leave But she won't, no she won't She's not as cute as she was last night And you try and say your last goodbyes You tell her that you'll call again But never really quite say when Cuz you won't, no you won't Was it passion Or possibly some unbearable craze But all it was, was that need to get laid It's that need to get laid Oh oh oh You only had one goal That was to take someone home Anyone will do After you've had a few