When your walls go up, I hope that they're mirrored So you can serve your sentence with somebody sympathetic Darlin', you're a hack, but it's charming when you crack yourself up But everybody knows what you go to to keep yourself together Alone at the end of the day Sync your thoughts with the highway song Fall asleep with the TV on Sylvia, you know, I just want to stay close to you Oh no, there you go again Sylvia, my love, there is just so much I can do for you After all, I'm just a friend ♪ It's a shame, nowadays all your friends have become such a drag They make you feel like a running gag Sylvia's just a dying fad Your mind's at a fever pitch, temperature's rising Those ghosts in the rear view are so tantalizing Sylvia, you say that the moon is your only friend But she's a bitch and she don't listen when you cry Sylvia, my love, there is just so much I can do for you After all, I'm just a friend