"Two Pina Coladas" I was feelin' the blues I was watching the news When this fella came on the TV He said I'm tellin' you That science has proven That heartaches are healed by the sea That got me goin' Without even knowin' I packed right up and drove down Now I'm on a roll And I swear to my soul Tonight I'm gonna paint this town So bring me two pina coladas One for each hand Let's set sail with Captin Morgan And never leave dry land Troubles I forgot 'em I buried 'em in the sand So bring me two pina coladas She said good-bye to her good timin' man Oh now I've gotta say That the wind and the waves And the moon winkin' down at me Eases my mind By leavin' behind The heartaches that love often brings Now I've got a smile That goes on for miles With no inclination to roam I've gotta say That I think I've gotta stay 'Cause this is feelin' more and more like home So bring me two pina coladas One for each hand Let's set sail with Captin Morgan And never leave dry land Troubles I forgot 'em I buried 'em in the sand So bring me two pina coladas She said good-bye to her good timin' man