Jewel thief, where do you get All those pretty necklaces? Jewel thief, where do you get All those pretty rings? Jewel thief, where do you get All those silver pistols? Jewel thief, where do you get All those animal heads? ♪ With lovely posture you eat bread Carefully chewing, when they shot you dead You look like a mannequin with your mouth full Don't worry baby, I'll take care of you You've got a million horses at your door You've got a feeling that you'll need a million more I got a million horses of my own In the evening, one by one, they carry me home I'll get your telephone I'll run a comb Through your dead thief hair Tell them you're not home I'll wear your pretty clothes And shoot your stolen guns Jewel thief, you and I Are gonna be best friends ♪ You've got a million horses at your door You've got a feeling that you'll need a million more I got a million horses of my own In the evening, one by one, they carry me home They carry me home They carry me home They carry me home