WAaaaAhhh!! I never thought I would be The criminal that you see My mama raised me right Oh but try as I might I just can't help myself Crimes are stacking up just like the parts on a shelf The DA wants me doing hard time People ask what was his crime?? VANKILLER!! VANKILLER!! VANKILLER!! VANKILLER!! Oh! Can't seem to keep my nose clean Around a running machine I try to do what's right Oh but try as I might Nuts and bolts, belts and fans All destroyed by my evil hands Judge McKennick dealt me a hefty fine People ask what was his crime?? VANKILLER!! VANKILLER!! VANKILLER!! VANKILLLLAAAHHHH!!!!!