You wrestle with the morning, like a fish up on the sand Throw fits and stomp around the house with clenched and hungry hands But you know how much I love you, and I'd rather fall apart Then spend another second with this heart 'Cause the one that brings you flowers is the one that brings you home 'Cause you gotta think for fellas who look so all alone And he'll take you back to his house and talk the birds and bees When all you want is someone who's easier to please The first thing I will tell you, is I'm trouble from the start You can dress me up and take me, but I never play the part But your friends all seem to like me, at least when I'm around Well, I guess that means that you and me, we're thick as thieves My friends all run in circles on the wrong side of the track And they will kick and fight with all their might They ain't never looking back And if that's okay with you my dear, if it doesn't turn you around Then, I guess that means that you and me, we're thick as thieves Then, I guess that means that you and me, we're thick as thieves I am a handful, I keep you up at night But if you leave your door open it could be alright When I come home quiet as a hurricane You can look me in the eyes and set me straight again And maybe I could pull myself together everyday If you could send me just a little bit along on my way I ain't saying I'm a keeper, not don't get me wrong But I bet my bottom dollar we could get along I guess that means that you and me, we're thick as thieves I guess that means tat you and me, we're thick as thieves I guess that means that you and me, we're thick as thieves I guess that means tat you and me, we're thick as thieves I guess that means that you and me, we're thick as thieves I guess that means tat you and me, we're thick as thieves I guess that means that you and me, we're thick as thieves I guess that means tat you and me, we're thick as thieves