I ran over a mailbox and then I ran out of gas
I ran a 5K just to prove that I would finish last
I've waited for my prince to come but I've just been kissing toads
So I shoplifted some new lipstick and got tackled in the road
I woke up late on Sunday so I totally missed church
I tried out being hippie but I just don't care about the earth
I ate three-day-old mac and cheese cause there was nothing in my fridge
Then I sobbed over my bank account and dreamed of being rich
So I break things and I spill things
And I always need directions
I don't like pets, have student debt
But I'm used to rejection
Oh, these are the things that I thought you ought to know
But if you love me, I will love you so
I called my waitress "sir" on accident and she got really mad
I forgot my momma's birthday so then she got really sad
I spilled coffee on my tax forms so they'd match my carpet stains
I took an IQ test that told me I don't have a brain
So I break things and I spill things
And I always need directions
I'm critical, apolitical
I'm used to rejection
Oh, these are the things that I thought you ought to know
But if you love me, I will love you so
I hope that you like honesty
'Cause I've got tons of that
I'll tell you every flaw of mine
And exactly where I'm at
Messy lives are beautiful
And I hope that's what you'll see
When you look at me
So I break things and I spill things
And I always need directions
And I cry a lot, wanna tie the knot
And I'm used to rejection
Oh, these are the things that I thought you ought to know
But if you love me
So I break things and I spill things
And I always need directions
I don't like pets, have student debt
And I'm used to rejection
Oh, these are the things that I thought you ought to know
But if you love me
If you love me
If you love me, I will love you so