Oooh fuck
Fighting a mutant plant it's about to go down
Stabbing the plant in the fucking dick
Saved Makar and got the pearl
We run this shit
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at my motherfucking boat
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Looking for another pearl cause I need all three
Greatfish Isle, is where we are heading next
Wait a minute I gotta send Tetra a sext, bitch
Reach the island trick (trick), it's looking bland bitch (bitch)
Jabun's gone, and the pearl he must have taken it
Heard he's on outset, from our feathered friend
Enter explosively with explosives I'll apprehend
I traveled to Windfall, to find bombs and shit
I get there, and see a fucking pirate ship
I snuck inside it, and swung up on a rope
I Took their bombs like a thief that was stealing dope
Back on my boat and
It's goin fast and
I raced quickly to outset, my home island
I sail around to the back, and blew my way in
Nothing can stop me, no I'm not playin'
Oh shit, Jabun is real!
He was a fucking whale mothafucka
I said give me that pearl mothafucka
I gotta save Hyrule mothafucka
And so he gave me that blue mothafucka
Grandma if you could see me now
I'm preparing to take Ganon down
Taking pearls to the statues, wow
They connect and explode. It is so incredible!
Yeah. And from the sea a tower arose
It was amazing I suppose
I broke every bone in me
This tower it belongs to the Gods
And I'm the one to enter, the odds
The odds are not, favoring me
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at my motherfucking boat