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Nigga's been telling me to do this shit for a long ass time
I had to get on fucking WhiteBoyEm
Fuck u, nigga
You ain't speed, lil nigga, you slow
IShowSpeed? More like IShowNoHoes
You couldn't be yourself, so you had to steal a flow
And your head fat as fuck, but you already know
You do not wanna play with me, pull up with the semi
Told a nigga give me, finna pork your bitch i call her piggy
Don't play with me, niggy, finna smoke you like a fuckin ciggy
Pull up with the fucking blicky
And you will not wake up, just like Chrissy
Finna leave you pissing
Like i'm Michael Myers
Finna slash your head open, just like a tire
Caught your mother on the corner selling coochie, ima buy her
Then i'm finna pass her ass around, just like a party flyer
Call me naughty plumber
Leave the house right after my peter pipes her
With my pickle then she pop a titty at me, slip her a nickel
(God damn I just got sidetracked as fuck, let's get back into it)
Bitch, are you serious right now?
Fuck you, Emerson
Call a nigga snake, leave him slithering
Only thing you have in common with speed is, you like kissing men
But, then again, that's just cause you really do not get bitches
You better lilo, lay low, i'll give you stitches
Then i'll steal your bitches, phone digits
And you look like a frog
Ri- ri- ri- ribbet
Nah i'm kidding
You better listen, fuck nigga, to what i'm dishin
I do not fight chickens
Do I look like Peter Griffin? (Y'all don't get that bar)
Sorry, the number you have dialed cannot be reached
Justin Bieber lookin ass nigga, go and eat a peach
You are not IShowSpeed, nigga you're a leech
You look like Darren Watkins if he got bleached
5'2 lookin ass nigga you don't got reach
You look like an uncircumcised dick, that got cheese
I'll smack you in your mother fucking head, cry to papi
Look like a German
W, X why are you not Z? (Nazi)
Ahh, you
You don't really deserve the clout
But i had to release this diss just to air you out
And I know you won't respond cause lil nigga you're a clown
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, wait nigga-
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait-
Your head shaped like a plate, plate, plate, plate, plate
Finna pull up to your state, like I'm a Chief Keef
End it off with a bang, bang
Yeah, I had to make shit quick, you know what it is, man
Real trippin' the nigga from the block, real trap shit