Once upon a time in Louisiana I found myself half wasted late at night I was drinking heavily with Jesus Talking about impacts of his life Tell me, tell me Jesus Tell me, tell me more Why am I not happy? Why am I not rich? Why nobody loves me? Why life such a bitch? Jesus looked at me kinda weird I saw silver tears in his eyes Cracking jokes & laughing through his beard Drinking from a bottle fine red wine Jesus had a shot of Jose Cuervo Then we had some whiskey on the rocks Then we started dancing like two maniacs Then he said to me: JESUS. You are a drunk. WITNESSES. Yeah... JESUS. You are a loser. WITNESSES. Yeah... JESUS. You are a womanizer. WITNESSES. Yeah... JESUS & WITNESSES (Raise glasses). Hallelujah!