He's a self-made man He's a self-made man He's a self-made man Standing on our hands He made his fortune off a smart idea A bit of luck and a lack of fear He got a leg up from his daddy but Compared to all his friends it weren't that much He didn't string the powerlines Or pave the roads Build all the hospitals Or bail the banks' loans But he's got no one else to thank So he puts all his profits in an offshore bank No he didn't need no one else 'Cause he got here by himself And he didn't dig that ditch But he's the one who made him rich? Pass it down the line Baby, where's that smile? 'Cause if you work hard then you could be him too We'll all be billionaires If we work hard and don't share In the self-made man's paradise we preach If regulation's getting in his way He'll take the minister on dinner dates A tax break and a subsidy And you can cut it from the ABC But he don't take handouts He's not on welfare He's not the burden So why should he share? It's sad you can't take care of yourself But you're not getting your hands on his sacred wealth So get down on your knees For your financial deity But he didn't sew that stitch And he's the one who made him rich? He don't make when he creates When he takes, he's away But he's a self-made man He's a self-made man Standing on our hands