Stuck listening for amusement To tall tales of perfect unions Knocked out in the free round The view sways into carpet And gives way to blacking out You oughta be here, dear With your nice cars and old man bars Well, give me a break, make him strong this time All your bad plays, morning after days Don't mean a thing to this hair of the dog crowd You say she needs it, do you think she needs it? The trouble with you is you just can't see the truth We'll meet at your house, have it all out Pull your clothes off, let's get this over with Wash your mouth out, swirl it around Booth sitter, trash tipper All your weak complaints They're just one more day gone wrong You think she needs you Show it cold stutter, bad lover Hot shit, sugar rim licker It's the twelfth night of the twelfth of never We're just as classic and nowhere as pleasant