It wasn't the drinkin' or cheatin' That changed her way of thinkin' It was the little things that did me in Not the lightnin' or the thunder Of a monumental blunder It was the little things that did me in Like the way I like raw onions Smoked oysters and my Funyuns The way I ate my pork bar-b-que And the odor that she smelt Must have changed the way she felt 'Cause now I was TV all by myself Like the way I like raw onions Smoked oysters and my Funyuns The way I ate my pork bar-b-que And the odor that she smelt Must have changed the way she felt 'Cause now I watch TV all byself ...now I watch TV all by myself ...now I watch TV all by myself