It's a Friday night cookin' show With a horse-meat dish I had to stay in the freezer All Thursday eve Talkin' to that horse I really had to go Down to the sidewalk The sky's all red The street's filled with people From a High School band I escaped to a theatre To see a girl With long blonde hair Right down to there I escaped from a theatre to see a girl With long blonde hair We had to leave Got into a tan van Us two in the back With Steve McGarrett From Hawaii-Five-O At the steering wheel Speeding away we slide into a parking lot And all in slow motion These tough guys appear We argue and fight And one pulls a knife He hits me in the back But I'm all right I'm all right I'm all right I'm all right He's all right! I escaped from a theatre To see a girl With long blonde hair Right down to there I escaped from a theatre To see a girl With long blond hair