I'm gonna beat my wife I'm gonna beat my wife now Gonna smack her with a lead pipe Gonna smack her with a 2x4 Run her over with a Brink's truck Chase her down with a lawn mower Gonna beat my wife Look out! Wife beatin' Mistreatin' Wife slappin' It happens Gonna beat my wife Gonna beat your wife Gonna beat his wife Gonna beat her wife Gonna beat my wife Gonna slap my wife Gonna kick my wife Good God, y'all! Gonna beat my wife Gonna beat my wife At the shelter Helter skelter Wife kickin' Finger lickin' Wife killin' It's thrillin' Oh baby please don't beat me, baby I promise I'll never sleep with the moon in my face no more! I'm gonna beat my wife Heh heh heh