Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those "ologies" But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie I believe in all that TV crap And I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish Came up from the ghetto with the help of my stiletto Every day I hear the people groan Why should we buy postage stamps? We can make our own We may be doing something wrong We could be running a little too long I guess we better end this song I say I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish