Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm gonna build my church Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss; Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief People shake their heads in disbelief GO! Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief People shake their heads in disbelief Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow; Just another greedy actor on The Late Late Show! I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief People shake their heads in disbelief GO! Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief People shake their heads in disbelief