I gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine, great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro and vomited in the grass But I love my groovy gorilla girl And her groovy, gorgeous gape, oh And her fabulous zookeeper father My love looks like an ape My folks say she's wrong for me, this girl is a mistake Whenever I date gorilla girl, they whack me with a rake Took her out to a picnic at a Girl Scout jamboree Golly, did those Girl Scouts gape at gorilla girl and me But I love my groovy gorilla girl And her groovy, gorgeous gape, oh And her fabulous zookeeper father My love looks like an ape