Wait until the caller ends The conversation with his mother Then take his place inside the box And plaster one wall then the other Pictures do the work of words Adverts for the modern lover He's the cardboy king And he's distributing as always The girls can stay indoors And then he visits them in turn Take a daily risk of up to A grand and half as much again He's mapped out his career of sorts But going nowhere no matter how many men Will his heart shack up with any of Polly, Tanya, Kim or Pen Dear old Pen He's the cardboy king And he's distributing as always The girls can stay indoors And then he visits them in turn Messing up the BT decor Till they've fallen on the floor Messing up the BT decro Till they've fallen on the floor It doesn't go down popular With the generation libido free Catch him in the act and they will Throw him over their collective knee But seeing wrinkle echo wrinkle Wouldn't that be lovely? Lovely He's the cardboy king And he's distributing as always The girls can stay indoors And then he visits them in turn He's the cardboy king And he's distributing as always Always distributing He's the cardboy king And he's distributing as always The girls can stay indoors