Please be gentle with me Cos I've been on a long, hard losing streak And I've been down in the dumps I've been well and truly humped And my clothes don't seem to fit Yes, my haircut's looking shhhh... Please be gentle with me Yes my singing has gone flat out of key Oh I've been down in the bin Crawled back out and back in again And my clothes don't seem to fit Yes my haircut's looking... I say to myself Have I been cursed? Things are bad Can they get worse? Please be gentle with me Yes, my backside is hanging out in the breeze Oh I've been down in the dumps I've been well and truly humped And my clothes don't seem to fit Yes, my haircut's looking I say to myself Have I been cursed? Things are bad Can they get worse? Please be gentle with me