She's been giving me hassle 'bout my attitude I've been catching up on my sleep "Why don't you make a very special effort?" "Why don't you just give me peace?" I try to fix it so many times But there's something wrong with my mind, because I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover I can't be bothered getting into bed I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover I'd much rather do it in my head Sitting in her garden, sitting in a deckchair, She's in a swimsuit eating ice-cream Looking delicious, Don't mean to be malicious But my mind isn't where it should be. I try to fix it so many times But there's something wrong with my mind, because I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover I can't be bothered getting into bed I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover I'd much rather do it in my head I try to fix it so many times But there's something wrong with my mind, because I'm her lover, her lazy, lazy lover I'd much rather do something else instead [Repeat]