At an air base
Just outside some tiny town that time forgot
The budget flight arrives and she says "That's your lot"
Shakes her cup of 50ps and wakes you up
Cabin doors to manual
She's the air hostess
And in a friendly mind don't you know she's a real goddess
She's the air hostess
Scares the little children with her fake-tanned face
The pilot
Likes quoting Aristotle through the intercom
She gets hot when she sees him with his peaked cap on
But he never goes out drinking with the riff-raff
Demolishes his mini-bar
Thinks of the air hostess
And in his complicated mind thinks she's an heiress
Inheriting his love
Yeah she's the air hostess
She wants to undo the buttons on her company dress
But that wouldn't be for the best
She's the air hostess
Impossibly glamourous, well she does her best
She does her best
She's the air hostess
Take me up above the clouds
Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around
And say that stuff you say on the ground
The guy who
Puts the kerosene into the aeroplanes
Has got his beady eye on her in the night club
But she dances for the mirrorball cause she's in love
With the pilot who's passed out
Thinking about the air hostess
And in his complicated mind thinks she's an heiress
Inheriting his love
Yeah she's the air hostess
She wants to undo the buttons on her company dress
But that wouldn't be for the best
She's the air hostess
Impossibly glamourous, well she does her best
She does her best
She's the air hostess
Cabin doors to manual
Cabin doors to manual
Take me up above the clouds
Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around
Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around
Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around
Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around
Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around
Where the Rolls Royce engines spin around
(Fade)