Everything's changed since you've been to London And its beginning to show I'm sure its not the jeer of the jealous Everything's changed and it can't be undone You're a strange one And at home in You're in a strange town You should know you won't be welcome back Everything's changed since you've been to London The Southern wonderland, oh is that where I thought I had gone Everything's changed let the losers hang I didn't get the joke. I must've lost my sense of humour You should know you won't be welcome back. But its you that owns the brown finger Its just that filthy taste seems to linger When the witch hunt in the newspaper Will be welcome back Everything's changed since you've been to London They're screaming again - soon you'll be grinning like people on billboards.