Boy: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, you look funny, what zoo did you escape from?" Sarsippius: "What zoo did I escape from? What d'ya mean, what zoo did I escape from? I look funny? I was on the cover of "Amphibious Monthly". Do you know I went out with the finest lizard in 1992? Miss Godzilla? You know that? And you have the nerve ... to say I look funny? You little snotnose...