Oh crap, look here We got salt through stuff Poured into a paper cup (Into a paper cup) Up on a leg Survived the whiskey And he can barely stand up (Barely stand up) I got a lady Who thinks she got away clean But she's saddled with an egg tooth (Egg tooth) Oh, now she rocks back and forth With her hands on her hips Over in the corner booth (In the corner booth) Ya gotta dance, little doggy, dance Ya gotta dance, little doggy, dance Can you smell the wind in the night As she gnaw through The bones every morn' (Bones every morn') When the woman of the people Sublime Was seen falling off course (Falling off course) Oh, there's a man with a scope And a hat and a Bible And he's selling lemonade (Selling lemonade) He's got a crucifix gleaming And a head full of steam In a penny arcade (Penny arcade) Ya gotta dance, little doggy, dance Ya gotta dance, little doggy, dance Ya gotta dance, little doggy, dance Ya gotta dance, little doggy, dance