You're as smooth as Tennessee whiskey You're as sweet as strawberry wine Oh I can't hear myself sing Tinky, Tinky stop beating on those drums so loud so early in the morning Well I say I want you to quit beating them for awhile and go use the bathroom You been beating them for so long I know you need to go And then come in here and I want to braid your hair And don't tell me you don't want me to braid your hair And don't say I love to braid your hair Tinky I just want you to look nice We have to go to church in the morning And I want you to look like the star that you are