Make a new friend (try to remember) - remember the name (it rhymes with september)
Not a new trend (but Everyone's different) - always the same (but i know we're different)
Birthdays (saturdays) - handshakes (hand grenades)
Big hugs (eating cake) - everyone's a fake
Cementing relationships - oh what a bore
Cementing relationships - what are friendships for
I know stuff (i said i'd remember) - you know stuff (what's there to remember)
Useless fluff (i think it rhymes With september) - knowing stuff just sucks
Not what i know (it's who you know) - but who i know (robo afro)
And that's why we go (to secret shows) - to Our little shows
Cementing relationships - oh what a bore - cementing relationships
What are friendships for - cementing
Relationships - voicemails i can ignore
Cementing relationships oh what a chore
All the old bones are gathered here inside my living room
Smiles and wine are filling up all of my empty time
What do i think that's not a skeleton
In my walk in closet i have got them dangling
Mnemonic devices (try to remember) - for remembering names (rhymes with september)
A squirrel is a squirrel
(No faker than strangers) - but a human just ain't the same
This is my friend (best friends) - from long ago (from long ago)
I know his name now (what's his name) - because
He's at my show
Cementing relationships - oh what a chore - cementing relationships
My friend dan on bass guitar - cementing
Relationships - oh (hey!) what a c(b)hore
Cementing relationships - what are friendships for