Who would care If I jumped in my underwear The dinner party's nice I shared my card and shook your hand twice I even the dog thinks I'm nice Who would sigh If I tied back my hair and tried out that dive Dancing is just fine But my heels, Camille and the sex appeal Woo, let's be real Wouldn't it be cute For all to be mute Just you and me and kisses Under the meniscus Wouldn't it be cute It's not forbidden fruit Who needs a bathing suit Maybe Michael will join He'll force Juliet to stop being so coy Then Theresa will see And while she looks right at me She'll take Nick by the hand They don't know how deep it is or where they'll land So, who would care If I jumped in in my underwear The dinner party's nice But that's my advice Don't think twice