Feel like asking a tree for an autograph And I feel like making love to a photograph Photographs don't smell Yeah - Give it to the Soft Boys Soft Boys Well I told you baby I was the only one Then I left myself and now you're the lonely one Machines can't dream Yeah - Give it to the Soft Boys Soft Boys Well hard boys groove and white boys masterbate But then soft boys wind up that a Doctor Meseschmict He just a one-o-nines 'em Yeah - Give it to the Soft Boys Soft Boys