Say hello to the mother of all confessions
Take your seats now the curtain starts to rise
Jimmy got shot by his pregnant wife
For bringing such shame into their life
She cut him short with a dirty old rusty knife
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Here she comes hanging out her dirty washing
She won't miss a chance to present the latest stain
Molly got mauled by a guinea pig
Now she's got a cheap misshapen wig
Didn't stop her making eighteen aberrant kids
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Jerry made a move to replace his legs
With caterpillar tracks and a cylinder head
Now he sleeping sound with a crankshaft in his bed
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You're murdering the magic on your monster show - no