On the first day of the new year Morning, January first This past year wasn't great And I think it's getting worse Set for Better Homes and Gardens In an empty parking lot All the places are set But there's something else that's not ♪ Words without a care You could make a home of anywhere Give me eyes to see There's nowhere on Earth I'd rather be ♪ In a setting so outrageous With your uncle flagging down Football fans passing through In his paisley dressing gown On the first day of the New Year Under Pasadena rays You can sure make a fuss Of these happy holidays ♪ Words without a care You could make a home of anywhere Give me eyes to see There's nowhere on Earth I'd rather be