If I'd known all your ghosts I never would have come so far I spend too many hours Wondering who you really are Twin peaks and David Lynch Met on your couch at Syracuse Your sexual advances Are unconvincing and untrue (Unconvincing and untrue) My lover's a carnivore Her body's an ivory casing This whimsy has put me to sleep ♪ Why is everything a chore? I'm too young to be defeated Let's make fun at the video store With blue velvet and other titles And I can't believe you at all So you can keep your holiday spirit It belonged to both of us It belonged to both of us ♪ Now we need to redefine Tell me where to draw the line Close contact on the couch was fine Tell me where to draw the line ♪ I know things could be different If I were older and less afraid You don't have to make excuses I'm already on my way Twin peaks and David Lynch Met on your couch at Syracuse Your twin peaks growing fainter Your humor's getting sour too Your humor's getting sour too